The quiz determines whether or not you will want to purchase “Violet Cries” by Esben and the Witch:

1.    Do you like Björk?

If yes, buy album. If no, continue to question two.

2.    Do you like art for the sake of art?

If yes, buy album. If no, continue to question three.

3.    Do you like sitting around and listening intently to music, parsing little details and enjoying nuances?

If yes, buy album. If no, do not buy album.

That’s really all there is to it.