A tour of her tour, via choice tweets from her 100+ missives in three days:
shaped dot appears over Oklahoma City, falling fast*
—“GUESS WHAT??? I am totally going indoor gokarting tomorrow between events! BEST VISIT EVER!!!!! #zooooom”
—“May need to send out picture of dress in the am to get advice on how to stuff said dress into kart.”
—“Oh my god. I want to go kart EVERY DAY!!! I was BEATEN, but only by two seconds. My best lap was 47.6.”
—“About to do my last appearance in Oklahoma City, and my ear just popped after two and a half days.”
Man, being an author is a rough gig.