This reminds CFN of the “Raising Arizona” scene in which a hayseed in a pickup tells H.I. (played by Nicolas Cage), “Son, you got a panty on your head.”
The oh-so-clever FBI has apparently dubbed the robbers the “Pantyhose Posse,” but can two people really be a posse? We’d prefer something like the “Tights Twosome” or the “Hanes Holdup Artists” or, better yet, the “Control Top Couple.”
Anyway, the FBI said the two men made off with an undisclosed amount and that, thankfully, no one was hurt.
But we’ve still got so many questions. Did these pantyhose have a reinforced toe? Were they sheer or nude? Fishnets? Would “(He’s Got) L’eggs” be an appropriate theme song? If they’re going to keep this up, we want some more hosiery details.