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Have yourself a Lippy little Christmas

It'll be easy to with this sweet gift!

Gazette staff August 31st, 2011

Happy start of September, everybody! According to the publicists at Warner Bros. Records, now’s the time to begin holiday shopping!

They recently sent out a list of gift suggestions, and amid the Devo- and My Chemical Romance-branded items are several offerings from Oklahoma City’s own Flaming Lips.

Because when Chicken-Fried News thinks “birth of the Christ child,” we think “Silver Trembling Fetus Ornament.” For $30, this silver pewter “shiny little prebundle of pure joy” measures 3 inches and is “back by popular demand!” For a more festive fetus, you can plunk down $150 for “Gummy Song Fetus,” which, of course, is a large, gummy bear-style candy in the shape of said fetus. “Eat your way to musical bliss,” because the cranium contains three exclusive Lips tracks on a USB drive.

Twenty bucks can put a 12-month calendar under your tree. A calendar, Wayne Coyne? How sooo 1984. And fetus-free.

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