“I really can’t believe I’m on the cover of ‘The World Almanac for Kids’! Just two years ago, I was an everyday kid from Oklahoma, and it’s an honor to be here now — especially in the company of such amazing other young people!” said Chance in a statement that CFN bets dollars to doughnuts (whatever that means) was crafted, rewritten and approved by a gaggle of PR flacks.
We also regret we couldn’t use this as a pick-up line in middle school: “Yo, pretty girl, you know that book of geography and facts and all that bidness? Check it, that’s me. Wanna go get a Jolt at Pops? My sister will drive us.”