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Munn ho!: Ninth in a series


Gazette staff November 16th, 2011

We at Chicken-Fried News can’t tell you single guys what to do to land Olivia Munn, but we can tell you what not to do. And here it is: Don’t masturbate in front of her while eating shrimp with your free hand. The girl hates that!

In her book, “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” the Oklahoman turned actress/model/geek icon described that time she slept with some Hollywood player — playa? — whom she didn’t name, but described as “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”

Ever since that phrase saw print in July 2010, people wondered.

On Nov. 7, we got our answer when Brett Ratner, the director behind those “Rush Hour” movies and the new “Tower Heist” appeared on “Attack of the Show” and said the following:

“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everybody here. … She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”

But later that week, we got our apology from Ratner, saying he had lied about that sex they supposedly had. And to sweep it all under the rug, he then made a gay slur at a Q-and-A, and suddenly, nobody was asking about Munn anymore.

 
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11.21.2011 at 12:34 Reply

WOW!  

For some reason I immediately thought of Kevin Smith.  I guess I owe him an apology.  But to be fair, neither him or Brett Ratner know how to direct, so you can see how I might have came to that assumption.

 

 
 
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