Munn ho!: Ninth in a series

In her book, “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” the Oklahoman turned actress/model/geek icon described that time she slept with some Hollywood player — playa? — whom she didn’t name, but described as “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”

Ever since that phrase saw print in July 2010, people wondered.

On Nov. 7, we got our answer when Brett Ratner, the director behind those “Rush Hour” movies and the new “Tower Heist” appeared on “Attack of the Show” and said the following:

“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everybody here. … She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”

But later that week, we got our apology from Ratner, saying he had lied about that sex they supposedly had. And to sweep it all under the rug, he then made a gay slur at a Q-and-A, and suddenly, nobody was asking about Munn anymore.