The Oklahoma country star has a life better than you. Yes, you. And you, and you, and you. And you, too, over there, hiding behind that desk!
Keith’s PR agency issued a press release last week to cement his awesomeness, making note that:
—his “Red Solo Cup” T-shirts sold out within a few hours of their debut on Keith’s website;
—“Red Solo Cup” is the free track of the week on “Tap Tap Revenge,” the best-selling music game app in the history of ever;
—he is currently up for three — count ’em, minions, three! — Academy of Country Music Awards;
—his restaurant chain, Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar & Grill, is nominated for Nightclub of the Year in Minneapolis; —Country Weekly magazine recently wrote about him under the headline “Everybody Loves Toby”; and
—oh, yeah, his Wild Shot mezcal is garnering rave reviews.
“The cultural phenomenon that is Toby Keith’s ‘Red Solo Cup’ continues to prove that when the cup reigns, it pours,” the release stated. “As if 11 million video views, a top 10 single, No. 1 download and album, a ‘Glee’ cover and more aren’t enough, ‘RSC’ is in demand on apps and on backs.”
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, common man! If you can afford a pipe, that is.