yeah! Who wouldn’t want to see the Oklahoma City Thunder point guard
show off his mad Taco Bell skills? We looked forward to drooling in
anticipation of watching him participating in the following: —Chalupa
preparation, a timed event; —guess the Gordita, blindfolded; and
—Crunchwrap Supreme toss, a distance competition.
Turns out none of those took place.
Instead, the Taco Bell Skills Challenge was — sigh — merely a fast-food-branded basketball challenge during the NBA All-Star weekend.
We hang our 7-Layer Burrito in shame.