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Marathon man


Gazette staff March 7th, 2012  

We all know that old chestnut that “winners never cheat, and cheaters never win.” Try telling that to Scott Downard.

As reported last week in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, the 25-year-old Norman dweller was the first to cross the finish line of the 34th Cowtown Marathon on Feb. 26, clocking an impressive 2:31:40. To give reference, that’s just a smidgen faster than a 5:50-per-mile pace.

While he beat the next finisher by a solid 6 minutes, race officials disqualified him for borrowing a friend’s bib.

Although Downard is stripped of a title, Chicken-Fried News is confident nonetheless that he will continue to win, now knowing that he’s physically capable of running a mile in half the time it takes the average Oklahoman. And that he can do that 26.2 times in a row.

Downard said he realized the entire time he wouldn’t be counted.

“I was thinking I might feign injury and exit the course,” he said. “Maybe I was a little brash. I needed something to kinda put that anguish from the week behind me.”

 
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