This isn’t the stuff of a Japanese sci-fi film come to horrifying reality, but a missing persons case. Er, missing inflatables, to be precise.
Sometime early in the morning of Feb. 27, a giant, inflatable hamster was stolen
from the premises of Bob Moore Kia in Edmond. The car dealer has issued a
$1,000 reward for the safe return of “Hamstar,” as the innocent,
air-headed animal’s clothing reads.
If you come across Hamstar — telltale signs include an overwhelming smell of cedar, fecal deposits the size of a Sorento SUV, and … well, a 25-foot-tall hamster in your neighbor’s yard — you’re encouraged to call the dealership.