That would be illegal, we’re pretty sure, just as it’s illegal to rob the ice cream man. According to Midwest City police, that’s what Gee did on Aug. 3, when temperatures were 113 and he purchased a frozen treat at an ice cream van. Sadly, the item evidently had melted. Gee allegedly asked for an un-melted treat or his $2 back, was refused on both counts — and then took it upon himself to barge into the van and swipe a $10 bill.
Our favorite part of this tale? Bail was set at $20,000. We scream for ice cream as much as the next guy, but really, what Dreambar is worth that?