If your everyday vocab consists of words like “complex, dry and spicy,” and it has nothing to do with your love life, there’s a good chance, dear “wine enthusiast,” that you are, in fact, a lush.
Lucky for you, Urban Wineworks, Plaza District’s proud little winery, would like to celebrate with you. And we know you’re a sucker for a celebration, since it surely includes the nectar of the vine.
Anything worth good wine comes at a price, however. In this case, Urban Wineworks will only celebrate if you join its tattoo perks program. No, this isn’t a wine club sign-up that delivers bottles of obscure wine from the south of France. It’s better, because you won’t have to wait for shipment.
All it takes is a lifetime commitment.
That’s right: Get a tattoo of the Urban Wineworks logo in an area of the body that’s “appropriate to show,” and you’ll receive two free bottles of wine a month, plus invites to VIP events, for a full year.
What are you waiting for? Let’s toast your new tat.