Bennifer? Brangelina? Well, there’s a new couple in town. They’re Oklahoma residents, and the gossip hounds just can’t get enough of ‘em.
We’re talking about Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.
The rumors circulating about their relationship are numerous and cover everything from infidelity to frenemies.
According to the National Enquirer, , they are only together for 50 days out of the year, which everyone seems to take as a sign that something is going sour.
Star magazine has reported that Lambert is upset about Shelton’s friendship with Sheryl Crow, claiming that “Sheryl’s been texting and calling Blake during off-hours, and Miranda is extremely annoyed.” Infidelity rumors covered in National Enquirer and Life & Style entail singers Shakira and Cady Groves. The Enquirer has also alleged that Lambert is jealous of Shelton’s bromance with Adam Levine because of the latter’s penchant for crazy parties with scantily clad models. And Hollywood Life breathlessly reports that Shelton and Lambert “are preparing to be first-time parents!” Despite the swell of accusations and suppositions, the couple remains adamant that everything is copacetic.
But rumors can wear you down, even good-looking country superstars. Earlier this month, Shelton took to Twitter to vent: “Just reading up on my summer schedule in the tabloids. I wonder if they saw the day I had marked off that they can blow me...?” Chicken-Fried News doesn’t think he meant it in a sexy way, either.
On a decidedly more heartfelt note, the couple paid special tribute May 21 to Oklahoma tornado victims on TV’s The Voice. They performed a duet version of Lambert’s song “Over You” and urged that disaster donations be made to American Red Cross. We might have teared up a little. And maybe watched it three times on the DVR. And maybe cried a little more.
And that just leaves us with the burning question of what to call the most popular Paparazzi targets in Tishomingo. Blaranda? Mirake? How about Shelbert?
Good luck, Shelbert! And thanks for loving and supporting Oklahoma!
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