Alert! Alert! Carpenter Square Theatre, 800 W. Main, is Out of Sterno! Described as a “coming-of-age story with an Alice in Wonderland twist,” the zany, feminist comedy stages at 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday, and ends its run July 20. Tickets are $15-$20, with student rush tickets for $5. Call 232-6500 or visit carpentersquare.com.