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Bad aim

Gazette staff July 16th, 2013

Some things just don’t belong in some places. Put the wrong thing in the wrong place and — blammo! — you’re looking at a quarter of a century in the clinker.

Illustration: Brad Gregg
OK, so drugs play a part in it, too.

Ada woman Christie Dawn Harris sent the Internet into one of its tee-hee tizzies in March, when it was reported that while she was under arrest for meth, police officer Kathy Unbewust noticed, per her report, “a wooden and metal item sticking out from [Harris’] vagina area.”

Said item was not a craft-in-progress purchased from a local Hobby Lobby, but a handgun — specifically, as Unbewust reported, “a 5-shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

Note to potential arrestees: No hiding chambers in chambers. Note to police officers: “Vaginal” is the adjective you seek.

Anyhoo, flash-forward to last week, with Harris sentenced to serve 25 years in the state pokey. According to The Smoking Gun website, she also was ordered to pay $1,363 in court costs and fees. That’s a lot of dough; perhaps she has some stashed in — ahem — a coin purse?

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