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Pooping Tom


Gazette staff July 16th, 2013

A Tulsa man found himself SOL early last week, and all because nobody believed his story about being stuffed into a septic tank against his will with no other recourse but to watch people relieve themselves in the bathroom.

Illustration: Brad Gregg
Kenneth Webster Enlow was discovered by a woman taking her 7-year-old daughter into an outdoor bathroom in a Sand Springs park. Enlow, caught brown-handed, was inside the cylindrical septic tank that houses the toilet.

He blamed an enraged girlfriend named Angel for his predicament. Supposedly, she knocked him unconscious with a tire iron before forcing him into the White Water Park water closet. All of this just 30 minutes before the mother and daughter sniffed out the 52-year-old.

Park authorities hardly believed the 6-foot-1, 240-pound Enlow’s story, with his hulking size possibly due to his being full of, well, you know.

Regardless, his outside certainly was covered with it. Keystone firefighters extricated and hosed off the stinker before EMSA took the alleged peeper to a hospital, where, we presume, he was treated by some mightily unlucky medical personnel.

Enlow is facing a misdemeanor charge of being a peeping Tom.

 
 
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