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Dark Angel


The high-def release comes in peace.

Rod Lott August 14th, 2013

When did 1990's I Come in Peace become Dark Angel? More importantly, why? Did some porno cop its title? Now people will confuse it with that one TV series Jessica Alba did for James Cameron before she became a movie star.

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Oh, well. At least it's finally available on Blu-ray, so I can ditch the MGM burned-on-demand DVD (an overdue 2011 release that finally allowed me to ditch my VHS — Google it, kids). Any Dolph Lundgren fan worth his weight in protein powder knows how welcome this high-def release from Shout! Factory is.

In a fun, sci-fi-tinged take on the buddy-cop formula, Lundgren (The Expendables 2) is the tough but easygoing Det. Caine, and Brian Benben (TV's Dream On) is the lanky but hard-ass FBI Agent Smith. Together, the bickering twosome is on the case of a crash-landed alien (Matthias Hues, Star Trek VI) who whispers, "I come in peace" to humans he happens upon, yet then punctures their chest with a retractable cable that comes snaking out of his palm. So not peaceful.

Adding insult to injury, this "asshole from outer space" (Caine's words) then drives a spike into their head to withdraw their brain fluid, turning his eyes even milkier. Sometimes he shoots killer compact discs, allowing director Craig R. Baxley (TV's Kingdom Hospital) to indulge in Flying CD Cam. Richer than that very late-'80s move is the cocksure, un-PC dialogue, with lines like "I think we're dealing with aliens, and not from Mexico!" and this grade-A choice exchange:
"What university did you attend?"
"The university of 'suck my dick.'"

(That's not a real place; I checked.)

And on that note, Michael J. Pollard (House of 1000 Corpses) has a cameo as a character named Boner. The music by Miami Vice synth master Jan Hammer, and it shows. Recommended, of course. —Rod Lott

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