Seen any labial furrows lately? (Those are the grooves that form a fish's protruding mouth, by the way.) Have your hands been smegmatic today? (That means soapy, for what it's worth.) Hoping to get some bonification from Gov. Henry? (That'd be a tax waiver, you see.)
Get ready to laugh with "Butt Rot & Bottom Gas," Eric Groves Sr.'s dictionary of words that sound awfully filthy and dirty, but really, truly aren't. For further example " just from the letter C, mind you " clitorin is a chemical compound, cum rights has to do with new venture capital stock, and a cuntline refers to the depression between strands of rope.
The only thing that could make this book funnier would be an appendix of actual places with embarrassing names "¦ and it's here, from Beaverlick, Ky., and Climax Springs, Mo., to Wetwang, England, and Le Tampon, France!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to shove all this dong into my pocket " it's the official currency of Vietnam, you know.