Want a glimpse backstage at VH1's epic skank-a-thon? Well, no need to pull up that tube top, because the first season of "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" has been released on DVD " and we're all VIPs.
All 13 hour-long episodes are included in the three-disc set, which also includes some hilarious extra features and footage grabbed while 25 women vie for the "love" of the Poison front man.
Bret performs a late-night sing-along acoustic performance of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" for his bikini-clad bust brigade in the hot tub, so grab your Miller High Life and headband.
Extended coverage of the drunken floozies' food fight is also included as a special feature and visually narrates an incident that starts with potato-chip scarfing, segues into blonde de-pantsing and ends in a skank screamfest. But tastefully, all the offensive nooks, crannies, breasts and fannies are blurred out. After all, Michaels has a reputation to uphold.