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Dexter: The Seventh Season

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Nightfall

As Simon Lam gets older, he gets better. The veteran actor has appeared in such in seminal HK action films of the 1990s as Once Upon a Time in China (opposite Jet Li) and Bullet in the Head (directed by John Woo); in the aughts, he graced audience and critical favorites Election and Ip Man.
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Grand Duel

Lee Van Cleef enjoyed a secondary career in Italy cranking out spaghetti Westerns, with little regard to quality. However, 1972’s Grand Duel — aka The Big Showdown — is deserving of its Grand label. No wonder Quentin Tarantino borrowed its sweeping theme song by Luis Bacalov for Kill Bill; you'll recognize it in two notes.
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The Last Stand

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Texas Chainsaw

One of the most inconsistent franchises in movie history is the one beget by Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. How does one follow all those less-than-beloved sequels? Lionsgate's latest in the series — the seventh — has a solution: Ignore 'em.
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The Ruins


None April 10th, 2008

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MsoNormal style="MARGIN: auto 0in">Reviewer's grade: C+

Four college kids head are on vacation in the Yucatan when they hear about an adventure they can't refuse: uncharted Mayan ruins in the middle of the Mexican jungle "” sign me up! The group is led by a squirrely haired German boy (Joe Anderson, "Across the Universe") whose brother is supposedly at the dig site. Eager-beaver Jeff (Jonathan Tucker, "In the Valley of Elah") is more excited than his girlfriend (Jena Malone, "Into the Wild") and their coupled pals (Shawn Ashmore, "X-Men: The Last Stand" and Laura Ramsey, "She's the Man").

They find the ruins and some angry villagers who set up camp around the haunted Mayan pyramid won't let them leave. A few surprises, gross-outs and a panty-clad self-mutilation scene (rad!), but nothing truly horrifying "¦ especially if you have read the Scott Smith book of the same name. R

"”Joe Wertz 

 
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