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The Last Stand

Early in The Last Stand, the small-town sheriff played by Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "It's my day off. Should be a quiet weekend." That's the new way of saying, "I've got one week to retirement," because it signals — with flashing neon and everything — that life is going to royally upend those plans.
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Texas Chainsaw

One of the most inconsistent franchises in movie history is the one beget by Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. How does one follow all those less-than-beloved sequels? Lionsgate's latest in the series — the seventh — has a solution: Ignore 'em.
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Captain America: Collector’s Edition

Not long after Batman changed Hollywood in the summer of 1989, every studio wanted to have the next comics-based blockbuster. I remember visiting Penn Square Mall’s multiplex (as I did often back then) and seeing a poster for Captain America. The one-sheet was comprised of little more than a close-up of Cap’s iconic shield and a promise to arrive next summer.
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Dark Circles

With the Broken Lizard comedy troupe becoming increasingly broken, member Paul Soter has branched off to write and direct something about as far away as one can get from the likes of Super Troopers and Beerfest: a horror film. Now that I've seen it, I'm thinking maybe he should stay on his own.
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Die! Die! My Darling!

File 1965's Die! Die! My Darling! under that now-dead subgenre dubbed "Grande Dame Guignol." The Hammer Films production may lack the dueling duo of two twilight-era titans of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? and the others, but truth be told, Tallulah Bankhead is fierce enough to provide all the fire it needs.
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Saw VI


None October 29th, 2009

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soNormal" style="MARGIN: auto 0in">This picture opens with two bank loan officers who are guilty of talking folks into taking out larger loans than they could ever pay back, and then repossessing their property. In order to escape certain death, they must remove weight from their own bodies via meat axes and butcher knives. Whichever of the two of them is willing to remove a pound or more of flesh in the greater amount will live.

William finds himself at the mercy of Hoffman, who has replaced Jigsaw, because he works for an insurance company and takes pride in his ability to cancel policies and deny claims. Topical, no? He has an hour to maneuver his way through a series of traps, saving or killing others along the way.

Most of the films' grisly fun has been in the nature of the traps in which the victims find themselves, but this time writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton ("Saw V," "The Collector") aren't particularly inspired and the ending is flat "” although it will lead into "Saw VII," already in preproduction and in 3-D.

The cast includes series favorites Shawnee Smith as Amanda, who's been dead for several films; Betsy Russell as Jill Kramer, Jigsaw's widow; and Samantha Lemole as a pushy reporter who came on board last time.

So why doesn't it work? Over-familiarity, mostly. Also, it's just gruesome without being clever. The film's one surprise isn't big enough to carry us over the weak points.

If you haven't seen any of these movies and you're curious, go back to the first one. If you're a fan, prepare to be disappointed.

"”Doug Bentin

 
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