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Prom Night


None April 17th, 2008

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Reviewer's grade: D

If this snooze-a-rama makes any money at the box office, we'll all see how little it takes to make a horror movie these days. This box of imitation scares is so pathetic it makes The Little Match Girl look like Paris Hilton. Twenty-two-year-old Brittany Snow ("Hairspray") stars as a high school senior who is the stalking victim of one of her former-teachers (Jonathan Schaech).

Seems the guy was boxed-up for murdering her family three years ago but has now escaped from a home for the criminally insane and has come back to try for her again. He was a teacher who looked like Charles Manson and no one thought that all his dogs weren't barking? Well there's  what's wrong with modern education.

The plot is from Povertyville and director Nelson McCormick can't even make the usual clich

 
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