Wednesday 19 Jun
 
 

The Last Exorcism Part II

Unlike many moviegoers, 17-year-old farm girl Nell Sweetzer (Ashley Bell, The Day) has no memory of the events of The Last Exorcism, a found-footage smash of three years prior. The Last Exorcism Part II finds her taking steps to build life anew, beginning in a boarding house for troubled girls, where the deeply devout Nell is exposed to such heretofore corrupting influences as lipstick and rock music and YouTube and cotton candy.
06/19/2013 | Comments 0

The ABCs of Death

Suspense novelist Jeffery Deaver once praised the short-story format, writing that the minimal time investment on the part of the reader allows the writer to get away with endings he or she cannot in the long form. In other words, the writer can be meaner, more devious. He's absolutely right, and the theory applies wholesale to The ABCs of Death, more or less a horror anthology depicting "26 ways to die."
06/19/2013 | Comments 0

Ninja III: The Domination

Don't ask why Ninja III: The Domination begins with a ninja assault on a municipal golf course. Just be grateful it does. You also may wonder why its sex scene employs a can of V8: Don't question it. Just lie back and enjoy it.
06/14/2013 | Comments 0

Lifeforce

Tobe Hooper got a raw deal. The director of horror hits The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Poltergeist didn't deserve to be sent to movie jail for 1985's Lifeforce. It's a well-crafted, well-intentioned work that was mismarketed and misunderstood, losing a bundle of money and soon sending Hooper into the lands of episodic television and direct-to-video features.
06/14/2013 | Comments 0

Dead Souls

With Dead Souls, we can prove something about the Chiller cable network's original features that Remains could not: Source material is not to blame for their pervasive generic nature — it's the economy, stupid.
06/11/2013 | Comments 0
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300


None March 30th, 2007

300



Reviewer grade: B-

If you've been waiting for a realistic movie on the Battle of Thermopylae, keep waiting. If you want one that's all thud and blunder, with eye-popping CGI and exhilarating fight choreography, and you don't care a damn about dialogue or reasonable motivation, welcome to Sparta.
 
Director Zack Snyder follows up his feature debut "Dawn of the Dead" with this effects-a-palooza that's a throwback to the glory days of Italian peblum films "” aka "swords and sandals" along the lines of "Hercules in the Haunted World." There's a lot of chest-thumping in this story of 300 Spartans holding off the Persian army of Xerxes "” think of it as a Mediterranean Alamo "” but the picture scores zero on the subtle-o-meter. It's based on Frank Miller's graphic novel and if the "Spider-Man" franchise turns a comic into a movie, this picture turns a movie into a comic. R

"”Doug Bentin   


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