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Bikini Girls on Ice

Brrrrr ...


Horror

Rod Lott
Within seven minutes of the start of "Bikini Girls on Ice," you get a bikini girl on ice. In other words, at least this Canadian slasher flick isn't misleading; it delivers exactly what's promised. It doesn't promise amateur-hour performances and stupid situations, either, but it has those, too, so the optimist in you could say it underpromises and overdelivers.
 
Monday, September 12, 2011

Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2

It slices, it dices, it twices!


Horror

Rod Lott
Underwhelming on first viewing, 2009's "Laid to Rest" has grown on me. Robert Hall's attempt at creating a new horror icon in Chromeskull was a committed one, if not exactly valiant. Ditto for the sequel, which graduates the slasher to top-of-title prominence, "ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2."
 
Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Silent House

Subprime mortgages are more frightening.


Horror

Rod Lott
Imagine walking around in the dark of an old, rundown, abandoned house in the middle of nowhere with a frightened teenage girl for an hour or so. Or give your noodle a rest by watching "The Silent House," which does it for you.
 
Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Frat House Massacre

Yank that charter. Kick it off campus.


Horror

Rod Lott
In titling their movie "Frat House Massacre," the filmmakers deliver exactly that and, in a strange way, none of that. It's purported to pay homage to the slasher films of yesteryear, but filtered through what hateful lens? In all the one-by-one gorefests I've seen — more than I can recall and more than you'd expect — I've never seen a guy urinate on a girl on the floor.
 
Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

One of the small-screen’s scariest, now in a special edition.


Horror

Rod Lott
My first response after seeing the recent remake “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark”: “I liked it OK, but I still prefer the original, although I haven’t seen it in probably 15 years.”
 
Friday, September 2, 2011

Bad Dreams / Visiting Hours

Mental hospitals, regular hospitals — is no place safe?


Horror

Rod Lott
Earlier this summer, I read a book about the history of slasher movies, and kept a list as I went along of movies I've somehow managed not to see. As if by sheer coincidence, Shout! Factory plops two of them together in one "Killer Double Feature": 1988's "Bad Dreams" and 1982's "Visiting Hours," each on their own disc.
 
Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Horrible Way to Die

A not-so-'Horrible' mumblecore killer thriller.


Horror

Rod Lott
Curses! I've been tricked into watching another mumblecore movie! Here I am, just as I had shaken Joe Swanberg's wretched "Nights and Weekends" from my mind, and "A Horrible Way to Die" dredges up all those dreadful memories of that overly affected anti-style.
 
Monday, August 29, 2011

Choose

To watch or not to watch? ‘Choose’ wisely.


Horror

Rod Lott
I’d like to think that even in a world without “Saw,” a movie like “Choose” still would be made. Any thriller with even a hint of gamesmanship in its plot automatically gets compared to that now-on-hiatus franchise, as if it were the first movie in history to devise such a story. It’s only natural, but also unfair.
 
Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Bereavement

I bereaved my 103 minutes.


Horror

Rod Lott
A prequel to 2004's "Malevolence" — a film I've never seen, and barely heard of — Stevan Mena's "Bereavement" is so rote, so by-the-numbers, I now have no interest in seeing where the story went from here.
 
Monday, August 22, 2011

Dream Home

Worth renting, no matter the asking price.


Horror

Rod Lott
Hong Kong has a serious housing problem. As "Dream Home" informs us, owning property is a near-impossibility for today's generation of working youth, because asking prices have bloated for up to $3,200 per square foot. Yes, that's in American dollars.
 
Monday, August 22, 2011

Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf

A howlingly enjoyable treat.


Horror

Rod Lott
With “Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf” and its seemingly unconnected storylines, I don’t feel like I watched a movie. I feel like I watched four back-to-back episodes of a miniseries too out-there, too jumbled for prime-time tastes, like Stephen King’s “Kingdom Hospital.”
 
Friday, August 12, 2011

Camp Hell

Holy ‘Meatballs’!


Horror

Rod Lott
At the summer camp at the center of this film, cell phones are christened "hell phones," fraternizing with the opposite sex is not allowed, masturbation is a sin that prevents you from entering the gates of Heaven, and everyone goes around calling each other "Brother" and "Sister.”
 
Friday, August 12, 2011

The Task / Scream of the Banshee

Clowns or banshees? Take your pick.


Horror

Rod Lott
After Dark Originals return this month with two more new releases, “The Task” and “Scream of the Banshee” — one of which may make your day.
 
Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Who Can Kill a Child?

It's rhetorical. And really twisted.


Horror

Rod Lott
Now available uncut on Eureka!'s Region 2 DVD, the Spanish 1976 horror classic "Who Can Kill a Child?" makes only one misstep in my book: opening with an epilogue of real-life footage from Auschwitz and other sites of atrocities.
 
Friday, August 5, 2011

Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet

This 'Night' goes right for horror fans.


Horror

Rod Lott
We all know the legend of Bloody Mary, the girl’s name who — like Candyman — we dare not speak thrice in front of a mirror. “Blood Night” sorta kinda gives a backstory to Bloody Mary, taking her name a bit too literally.
 
Thursday, August 4, 2011
 
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