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Wanna get lucky?


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A telephone number listed on the back of recently sold Oklahoma lottery tickets and on the Oklahoma Lottery Commission’s website had nothing to do with potentially winning millions of dollars and everything to do with talking dirty.
 
Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The sporting life


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Oklahoma lost a great in local TV broadcasting last week with the death of Jerry Park at age 76. A sports anchor at KOCO Channel 5 for 25 years, Park had helped make KOCO a ratings winner with his affability and folksy charm.

 
Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The smell of collusion?


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Resident climate-change denier U.S. Sen. James Inhofe, R-Tulsa, smells a rat. Well, actually he smells collusion, but we hear that rats and collusion do have similar scents.
 
Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Whoa, Nelly!


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Well, for all the hullabaloo earlier this year about horse slaughter, it appears Oklahoma won’t be home to any horse slaughterhouses anytime soon. Animal-rights activists can stand down, and fast-food lovers can continue enjoying their low-grade burgers without coming across any mane.
 
Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Miranda rights


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At a Miranda Lambert concert, you’re more than welcome to hoot and holler and spill beer all over your Tony Lamas. But don’t start a fight in front of the performer.
 
Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Head of the class


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Without a doubt, Oklahoma has some of the best universities in the nation, but a few of the top institutions may come as a surprise.
 
Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Mr. Popular


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If Chicken-Fried News were to hazard a guess as to the least popular legislator at the state Capitol, our money would be on state Rep. Mike Reynolds, R-Oklahoma City. The guy has been a consistent thorn in the side — or perhaps a fleshier body part — of House speakers, and the current one, Lawton Republican T.W. Shannon, is no exception.
 
Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Movie morons


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Harvey Weinstein, he of co-founder of Miramax Films and prolific movie producer fame, thinks you’re stupid.
 
Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Dog’s best friend


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Former University of Oklahoma and Dallas Cowboy football coach Barry Switzer is a man of action. Last week, he saved the day for a pup left in a hot car.
 
Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Irony Man


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It was a “good news, bad news” sort of verdict for Bradley Manning, the former U.S. Army private convicted of multiple charges stemming from his release of 700,000 classified documents to WikiLeaks. While the Crescent native was acquitted of the most serious charge of “aiding the enemy,” a military judge still found him guilty of 20 charges that potentially could mean more than 130 years in prison. Still, an “aiding the enemy” conviction could have meant life in prison, so he’s got that going for him.
 
Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Behind the snitch?


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A recent discovery suggests that human moral conscience just might be located in the buttocks.

 
Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Boo-rant


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Los Angeles fans are bad sports. But then again, we knew that, right?
 
Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Expendable real estate


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Chuck Norris has been awfully quiet since last September, when he warned true American citizens — and Democrats — that the re-election of President Barack Obama would bring about “1,000 years of darkness.”
 
Wednesday, August 7, 2013

What a softy


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Poor Blake Griffin.
 
Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Garden burgers — sorta


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Well, Nic — of Nic’s Grill onion burger fame — is expanding after years of operating from his tiny eatery on N. Pennsylvania.
 
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
 
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