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Let's get this straight: U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Muskogee, thinks stalling the appointments of exceptionally qualified judges is ... a travesty! A sham! A travesty of a sham!

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State Rep. Sally Kern, R-Oklahoma City, wants the world to know she loves to put plump, juicy breasts in her mouth, and wants to recruit others to do the same.

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When it comes to receptiveness to reproductive rights, Oklahoma might be somewhere between the Vatican and the Satan who rapes and impregnates Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby. A report issued last week by the Center for Reproductive Rights, or CRR, gives the Sooner State low marks for abortion rights, noting a handful of pro-life bills passed by legislators in recent years.

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To loosely paraphrase the sentiment of the National Rifle Association: Guns don’t kill penises; felons with lousy luck do. Just ask Tavares Donnell Colbert, an ex-con recently arrested for possession of a firearm — but not before he had done gone and shot himself in the genitals.

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Oscar nominations notwithstanding, it turns out that spending $32 million on a meditative study on the meaning of our existence doesn’t make you the most popular kid in class.

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The city of Oklahoma City is seeking proposals to return the 41,000-squarefoot old city jail to a sort of former glory.

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Lots of press releases cross our desk. Recently, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!"

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We all know Hello Kitty: that mouthless visage, yellow nose, and those unblinking, black, beady eyes that burrow into your soul and fill it with overwhelming dread and cuteness. Well, it turns out she has claws, too, and when two Oklahoma City women decided to appropriate the famous feline’s image for a beauty pageant, those litigious claws came out.

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Hooray! We can kill again!

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Do you know at least one song?

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Ahh, to drink in the sights and sounds of an Oklahoma summer: Burgers on the grill!

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On the scale of questionable business plans, the one by T. Boone Pickens — oil and gas man, Swift Boat Veterans for Truth financier and Oklahoma State University sugar daddy — isn’t too off the deep end.

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This week at the ’Peake: a $100 million ruling against the company, and a couple of energy giants allegedly team up to cheat landowners.

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If there’s one industry in obvious need of taking more potential budget-breaking risks, it’s the American auto industry.