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KD to the Izzo


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Jay-Z has a lot of things: like, you know, 17 Grammys, Beyoncé and a Forbes-estimated $500 million.
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

More powerful than a locomotive (and sounding like one, too)


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It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Judging the judges


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They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But try telling that to Oklahoma’s supporters of tort reform. That crowd wants its retribution piping-hot and fresh from the microwave. At least that’s how it looked after the state Supreme Court ruled June 4 that 2009’s landmark tort-reform law was unconstitutional.
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

PR BS


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Lots of press releases cross our desk. Recently, these titles least screamed, “Stop the presses!”
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

CFN Quote (and Possibly Advertisement) of the Week


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“Thank you to the engineers who developed the safety features of my F-150 that allowed us to walk away from [the May 31 tornado]. I’ll be getting another F-150 as soon as I can!”
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Hard rain’s a-gonna fall


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Does it just set your teeth on edge that your license plate bears the image of a sculpture of a Native American performing an ancient religious ceremony? If so, worry not, weary motorist and teeth-gnasher. Oklahoma City pastor Keith Cressman has got your back.
 
Tuesday, June 18, 2013

What, me bothered?


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Just days before winning the Henry P. Iba Citizen Athlete Award — an honor reserved for those who “excel in their sport and who show by their actions a desire to help others” — Adrian Peterson announced he is “not with” same-sex marriage.
 
Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Undaunted Durst


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Remember that annoying “Nookie” song all your friends who listened to Top 40 were singing in high school? Something about cookies? And that one puzzling line about where haters could stick it? Yeah, we barely do, either.
 
Wednesday, June 12, 2013

PR BS


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Gazette staff
Lots of press releases cross our desk. Recently, these titles least screamed, “Stop the presses!”
 
Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Oh, hair, no!


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We’ll say this for U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn: No amount of government spending is too modest for him to oppose. The Muskogee Republican recently has taken his crusade against federal largesse to his Coburn’s hostility for the colleagues on Capitol Hill.
 
Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Hardcore Doppler


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Is it just Chicken-Fried News or is it getting hot in here? Porn queen Jesse Jane has revealed in Aroused, a newly released documentary about adult-film starlets, that the triple-X world evidently saved her from a life of radar-reading.
 
Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The cannabis justice system


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Question: What issue is black, white and green all over?

Answer: Marijuana possession in Oklahoma.

 
Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Stormy weather


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It’s not news that U.S. Sen. Jim Inhofe, R-Tulsa, doesn’t believe in manmade climate change. It’s not news that Oklahoma is smack dab in Tornado Alley.
 
Wednesday, June 5, 2013

In and out and in


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Make up your minds, already. Either you do or you don’t.
 
Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Out of shape


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Oklahoma City: big-league city, or big ’n’ fat city?
 
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
 
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