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Various artists — Never Give Up: Celebrating 10 Years of The Postal Service

Few indie bands have had the impact on current music that The Postal Service has. Even fewer have done so with only one album.
05/15/2013 | Comments 0

Big Worm — Bench All-Stars

Fans of the comedy classic Friday may recognize the name Big Worm, but the Big Worm behind Bench All-Stars is rooted not in South Central L.A., but on the streets of Oklahoma City.
05/08/2013 | Comments 0

Code 22 — Going Soft: The Acoustic Album!

The guys of Oklahoma City’s Code 22 seem like a likable group of fellas. Their latest release, Going Soft: The Acoustic Album!, is likable enough as well — so likable that on first listen, I took its clean, acoustic sound and clear, unstressed vocals as an alternative praise-and-worship band.
05/08/2013 | Comments 0

Eureeka — Polysynthetic Fields

It’s always refreshing to hear music that embraces its own eccentricity, yet presents it in an accessible and meek fashion. Eureeka — the Norman-based duo of Jordan Vargas and Devin Wahl — has tapped into this rarified air on its self-released EP, Polysynthetic Fields.
05/08/2013 | Comments 0

Tom Skinner — Tom Skinner

Sincerity is nearly dead in songwriting. The image of the earnest singer with eyes tightly shut and a crack in his voice as he plunges to emotional depths has become a joke.
05/08/2013 | Comments 0

OKSee in 2011: The 7 worst song lyrics


One last list for you.

By Matt Carney December 28th, 2011

As it so happens, they’re all from the same song.

And also as it so happens, that song came from the mind of Will.i.am, which is no surprise when you consider his propensity for recording outright terrible music. Stale rhymes, pathetic grabbing-at-straws repetition, leaning on a boner as a shock-value crutch, scatological tendencies — it’s all good for ol' Will! Just be sure to watch that video, which probably made Adam Levine regret ever telling the entire world that he has moves like Mick Jagger.


7. “I’ma kill the game, leave the rest in pieces / now everybody want my recipes,” will.i.am. — “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”

6. “Oh my goodness / this beat is so hard,”* will.i.am. — “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”

5. “I go hard / statues,” will.i.am. — “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”

4. “Hard like geometry / trigonometry / this is crazy psychology!” Mick Jagger — “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”

3. “I woke up in the mornin’ / hard like mornin’ wood in the mornin’”

2. “I’ma go hard like a motherfuckin’ boner,” will.i.am. — “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”

1. “This beat is the shit / feces,” will.i.am. — “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”



*Editor’s note: The beat is, in fact, not hard at all.
 
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