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DVD reviews

Terror on a Train

Not to be confused with the ’80s slasher Terror Train — but, oh, how I wish it were! — 1952's Terror on a Train finds Glenn Ford (Superman: The Movie's Pa Kent) as Peter Lyncort, a bomb diffuser whose home life with his spouse (French actress Anne Vernon) is currently as explosive as his work life.
06/20/2013 | Comments 0

The Monk

For several years, I’ve intended to read Matthew G. Lewis' 1796 novel, The Monk. I even bought a snazzy trade-paperback edition with an introduction from Stephen King. Never got around to cracking it open.
06/20/2013 | Comments 0

The Last Exorcism Part II

Unlike many moviegoers, 17-year-old farm girl Nell Sweetzer (Ashley Bell, The Day) has no memory of the events of The Last Exorcism, a found-footage smash of three years prior. The Last Exorcism Part II finds her taking steps to build life anew, beginning in a boarding house for troubled girls, where the deeply devout Nell is exposed to such heretofore corrupting influences as lipstick and rock music and YouTube and cotton candy.
06/19/2013 | Comments 0

The ABCs of Death

Suspense novelist Jeffery Deaver once praised the short-story format, writing that the minimal time investment on the part of the reader allows the writer to get away with endings he or she cannot in the long form. In other words, the writer can be meaner, more devious. He's absolutely right, and the theory applies wholesale to The ABCs of Death, more or less a horror anthology depicting "26 ways to die."
06/19/2013 | Comments 0

Ninja III: The Domination

Don't ask why Ninja III: The Domination begins with a ninja assault on a municipal golf course. Just be grateful it does. You also may wonder why its sex scene employs a can of V8: Don't question it. Just lie back and enjoy it.
06/14/2013 | Comments 0

Fantastic Fest: 'A Lonely Place to Die'


George vs. gorge.

By Rod Lott September 25th, 2011
With "A Lonely Place to Die," we have an excellent example of why I neither climb mountains nor go hiking. In the Australian film by director Julian Gilbey (the dreadful "Doghouse"), five bikers (two couples and one fifth wheel), tummies full of smoked-mackerel-and-egg sandwiches, have just embarked on their high adventure when one hears a muffled cry for help.

It's coming from a pipe poking out of the ground. Digging into the earth, the hikers find a little girl, alive, scared and speaking only Croatian. They assume someone with sinister motives put her there and, given the pipe that allowed her to breathe, would be coming back for the girl. They are correct, and they learn this the hard way, because they fail to get out of the peaks and into peace quick enough.

Gilbey's man-vs.-man-vs.-nature tale, however, has no such speed problem. It moves at a consistently rapid pace until the third act, when its "Deliverance"/"The Most Dangerous Game" hybrid throws some new characters into the act to shave the remainder down to a more conventional crime edge. All along the way, however, Melissa George ("30 Days of Night") is our guide, being at once maternal (protecting the kid) and masculine (kicking ass). It's a rather physical role, not to mention mostly stripped of vanity, and George wholeheartedly accepts the challenge.

So should you, for solid suspense. —Rod Lott

 
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