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Felonious frisking

Also known as gate rape, according to reputable sources


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We’re glad to see what we have lovingly termed the “Hands Off My Junk, G-Man! Act of 2011” being introduced in our fine state House of Representatives.
 
Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Sneak peek


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Tomorrow is the deadline for bill introduction in the Oklahoma Legislature and as a public service, the CFN monkeys compiled a list of the most interesting measures (based on CFN’s rigorously tested method for calculating “interestingness”) heretofore introduced by our esteemed legislators.
 
Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Lunch-hour ‘Leak’


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A group of about 20 people held signs, wore T-shirts and passed out fliers in support of Crescent native Bradley Manning, the subject of our “WikiLeaker?” cover story Dec. 29, 2010. Several signs read “Honk for Peace,” “Honk for Oklahoma’s Bradley Manning” and “Republican against the war."
 
Tuesday, January 18, 2011

PR BS


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Lots of press releases related to the Sooner State crossour desk. This week, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!”
 
Tuesday, January 18, 2011

CFN Mailbag


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Muslim terrorism became personal for me in 2001 when a group of missionaries was kidnapped and held hostage in the Philippines and by extreme Muslim terrorists. Two of the men were beheaded, and a man by the name of Martin Burnham was killed in the crossfire during the rescue.
 
Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Munn ho!: First in a series


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Former Oklahoman turned actress/model/ geek icon Olivia Munn won’t return our Twitter DMs. We assume she’s too busy being a “Daily Show” correspondent and all, so throughout 2011, Chicken-Fried News will attempt to keep tabs with her semi-tabloid life.
 
Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Oklahoma River's coliform level rose for race


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Remember a few weeks ago when Chicken-Fried News, concerned only for the welfare of this fair city, reported on high fecal coliform levels in the Oklahoma River? Well, considering the reports of...
 
Thursday, June 4, 2009
 
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