CFN
Gazette staff
Let’s all pat each other on the back (fat). (It’s not like we can pat our own back, what with our chubby little arms that are too busy holding chili cheeseburgers. With ranch.)
Saturday 18 May
OKG Newsletter
Topic: Mississippi
Nom, nom, nom
Well, folks, we did it: We put our minds (or should we say stomachs?) to it, ate hard and have achieved our goals. That’s right: We have the fastest-growing waistlines in the nation!
CFN
Gazette staff
Let’s all pat each other on the back (fat). (It’s not like we can pat our own back, what with our chubby little arms that are too busy holding chili cheeseburgers. With ranch.)
Lip service
CFN
Gazette staff
The Flaming Lips are taking a surprisingly mainstream approach to notoriety: The band is competing for a place in the Guinness World Records.
