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Vegan sex is hot.

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Crime is for the birds.

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PETA can chill, because at no time during Saturday’s Bowling for Rhinos will anyone actually hurl a bowling ball at a rhino. That’s because they can’t fit through the doors of AMF Boulevard Lanes, 3501 S. Boulevard in Edmond. If you can, the Oklahoma City Zoo invites you to its 18th annual event to benefit rhino conservation. Admission is $25. Call 424-3344 or visit okczoo.com.

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You may recall that when, in Genesis, man was given dominion over the animals, it was so that the beasts could helpeth us till the fields and, yay, that they may danceth under lights and weareth little hats for the amusement of Adam and all his descendants.

Commentary
Louisa McCune-Elmore
In July, I asked Roy Lee Lindsey, executive director of the Oklahoma Pork Council, for a favor — to pick up philosopher Bernard Rollin at Will Rogers World Airport in five o’clock traffic and bring him to the Kirkpatrick Foundation for a cocktail reception.

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Oklahoma-born country music sweetheart Carrie Underwood and actress Olivia Munn have been busy shaming the rest of us self-absorbed brats. The two, by virtue of bestowing charitable gifts of kindness upon those less fortunate — human and animal alike — made DoSomething.org's list of 2012’s “Top 20 Celebs Gone Good.”