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Jenny Coon Peterson
I have a friend who chooses one resolution every year. Since I’ve known her, she’s gone 365 days without chocolate, cheese and soda (the latest). That is a steely resolve that I just don’t have.

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Gazette staff
We at Chicken-Fried News believe in the power of print. (We like having jobs; go figure!) So for Valentine’s Day, we’re buying our Special Someone a real-deal card. The kind that opens on the right-hand side with a modicum of energy. The kind with flowery fonts you don’t often see outside of church bulletins and/or funeral programs. The kind you have to visit a brick-and-mortar store to buy.