CFN
Gazette staff
We at Chicken-Fried News believe in the power of print. (We like having jobs; go
figure!) So for Valentine’s Day, we’re buying our Special Someone a
real-deal card. The kind that opens on the right-hand side with a
modicum of energy. The kind with flowery fonts you don’t often see
outside of church bulletins and/or funeral programs. The kind you have
to visit a brick-and-mortar store to buy.