Features Jenny Coon Peterson
I’ve had some big, stressful things going on lately. (I won’t bore you
with the details, but it did lead me to demolish a pint of Blue Bell
Banana Split ice cream.)
Comedy Phil Bacharach
The real-life Bernie Tiede was the toast of Carthage, Texas. An
assistant funeral director with a gift for consoling grieving widows,
the portly Bernie was gentle, solicitous and unflaggingly polite. He
spruced up many a funeral service with his spot-on tenor, to say nothing
of his penchant for lavishing gifts on everyone he came across.