CFN Gazette staff
We at Chicken-Fried News can’t tell you single guys what to do to land
Olivia Munn, but we can tell you what not to do. And here it is: Don’t
masturbate in front of her while eating shrimp with your free hand. The
girl hates that!
Comedy Rod Lott
Meryl Streep is in a rut — not the actress, who's arguably still atop
her game in her fifth decade of screen stardom, but the character she
plays in Hope Springs. Long married to frowny sad sack Arnold (Lincoln's
Tommy Lee Jones, not exactly stretching), Kay feels more like a
roommate than a wife. They don't even share a bedroom any more.