Horror Rod Lott
Call me crazy, but 3,400 square feet seems like an awfully massive home
for a strip-mall veterinarian's assistant and a Geek Squad-esque
installer of home-theater systems. Then again, the place does
have its drawbacks: doors open on their own, furniture moves
mysteriously, mold appears, and then things start to die within its
well-mortgaged walls — a Costco cactus here, the neighbors’ dog there.
Drama Phil Bacharach
John Hughes, for all the love people heap on his ’80s teen movies, was far too easy on high school. Maybe your high school experience was different than mine — and, if so, congrats. For many of us, however, those years were a marathon of self-pity, heartache, passion and anything else you’d find on an album by The Smiths.