Comedy
Rod Lott
Imagine there were a pay-per-view pro wrestling championship battle in which the fighters were not your Hulk Hogans, but hulking creatures. Would you watch it?

OKG7 things to do
Gazette staff
Hit the pavement, will ya? And by that, we mean participate in the inaugural Chalk the Walk Festival, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday in the south parking lot of Bass Pro Shop, 200 Bass Pro Drive. All ages are invited to chalk their hearts out for a good cause (the Parents Assistance Center). Cost is $20 per square. Call 232-8226 or visit pacok.org.

Saturday

Sports
Andrew Gilman

Oklahoma City FC vs. Austin Aztex
7:30 p.m. Saturday
Oklahoma City University,
2501 N. Blackwelder
OklahomaCItyFC.com
232-7223
$10-$30