News
Clifton Adcock
Chocolates, flowers, even tickets to the monster-truck rally may be considered acceptable Valentine’s Day gifts by some, but most can agree re-gifting herpes is definitely considered a no-no.

CFN
Gazette staff
Recent holiday deadlines have us at CFN stressed and tense to the point that we need a massage.

CFN
Gazette staff
There’s an app for everything these days. Need a fart machine with varying levels of duration and audibility? Actually, there’s an app for that. Ever wondered how you measure up in the sack?

CFN
Gazette staff
The adage goes, “I’ve gotta see a man about a horse,” not “I’ve gotta see a man in a horse.”

CFN
Gazette staff
Vegan sex is hot.

Performing Arts
Larry Laneer
A kiss is just a kiss, unless you’re giving it onstage before an audience, and then it’s choreographed sexual intimacy.

Drama
Rod Lott

Amid this nation's debate over the so-called "Obamacare" plan, one question has been unanswered, until now: "When are Roger Corman's nurse movies going to get a proper DVD release?" As we say regularly on these digital pages, Shout! Factory to the rescue.

Horror
Rod Lott
Forgive and forget — the one ability that Sister Gertrude (La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg) sorely lacks, in 1979's The Killer Nun, one of the more popular entries in the whacked-out subgenre known as “nunsploitation.” However, the Italian project may be the only one based on a true story.

Drama
Rod Lott
Definitely not to be confused with the Disney cartoon — or any adaptation of the fairy tale, for that matter — this Sleeping Beauty is kind of like if you chose one of the masked women from the orgy scene of Eyes Wide Shut, then were told her backstory for 101 minutes.