CFN Gazette staff
We at Chicken-Fried News can’t tell you single guys what to do to land
Olivia Munn, but we can tell you what not to do. And here it is: Don’t
masturbate in front of her while eating shrimp with your free hand. The
girl hates that!
Take your time picking a menu item you like — there’s plenty to choose from.
Restaurant Reviews Greg Elwell
Golden Phoenix, 2728 N. Classen Blvd., has a menu that requires time,
patience and a spirit of adventure. Not that you have to try Top Snail
with Coconut Juice ($8.95), but it’s there if you want to.