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Speaking of Rick Santorum — pretend we were just speaking of Santorum — give it up to two sisters from Tulsa who have written and performed a sort of unofficial theme song for the GOP presidential hopeful.

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You can’t blame a fella for trying. State Insurance Commissioner John Doak recently tried jumping into the national brouhaha over contraception via a resolution at the spring meeting of the National Association of Insurance Commissioners.

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“Toby Keith Offers Swamp Water To Thirsty Patrons”

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While smart people were celebrating Pi Day, The Very Serious People of the Oklahoma Senate approved a measure March 14 requiring presidential candidates to prove they were born in ’merica.

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As if the movies aren’t predictable enough, the life of legendary University of Oklahoma football coach Barry Switzer is headed to the big screen. (Spoiler alert: He wins! A lot!) Hollywood has a knack for making the act of winning a game feel like cancer was cured, so we expect nothing less than a $20 million opening weekend.

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A bill recently passed by the state House would allow churches to speak to you about getting your soul to heaven before they blow your ass to hell. Authored by Rep. Mike Ritze, House Bill 2988 seeks to give church officials legal authority to smoke your candy-heathen ass in a place of worship if they deem it necessary.

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Viewers of KOKH-TV Channel 25 last week might have noticed a vaguely empty feeling in the pit of their stomachs. Turns out, there’s an explanation.

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Lots of press releases cross our desk. Recently, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!”

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It’s been a rough few months for hydraulic fracturing.

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Easter morning came with a jarring jolt of profanity when CNN correspondent Susan Candiotti delivered quite the rotten egg during on-location coverage of the April 6 shooting spree in Tulsa that resulted in three deaths, killings that authorities contend were racially motivated.