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Topic: Real Astrology

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)


Real Astrology


Cartoon character Homer Simpson is on record as saying that whenever he learns something new, it pushes some old stuff out of his brain. For example, when he took a course in home winemaking, he forgo...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)


Real Astrology


I have a Piscean friend who does modern-day cave paintings. She hikes out to underground caverns and abandoned gold mines, where she creates murals on stony walls. Only a few friends know about her un...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)


Real Astrology


Dear Rob: I've been listening to your audio messages on my laptop in my bedroom. And I've noticed a curious thing: My cat goes NUTS trying to get to you. She never shows any interest in the other vide...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)


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Let us not underestimate the privileges of the mediocre, wrote Friedrich Nietzsche. "Life becomes harder and harder as it approaches the heights -- the coldness increases, the responsibility increases...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)


Real Astrology


Take what you really need, Capricorn, but don't take what you just sort of want. That's my advice to you. Haggle with life, yes, but insist only on the specific essentials and forgo irrelevant goodies...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

ARIES (March 21-April 19)


Real Astrology


Philosopher David Pearce is committed to the abolition of suffering. While he acknowledges that we've got a long way to go before accomplishing that goal, he believes it's possible, mostly with the he...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)


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One of the musical Jonas Brothers got married last month. Up until then, 22-year old Kevin Jonas was a virgin, having long ago pledged himself to abstinence until his wedding day. At Huffingtonpost.co...
 
Thursday, January 21, 2010

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)


Real Astrology


This horoscope borrows from one of my favorite Sagittarian visionaries, Jonathan Zap. The advice he gives below, which is in accordance with your astrological omens, is designed to help you avoid the ...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)


Real Astrology


I hope that you saw the horoscope I wrote for you last week. And I hope that you acted on my advice and refrained from all sweating and striving and struggling. These past seven days were designed by ...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)


Real Astrology


You are the lord of all you survey! I swear to God! I'm almost tempted to say that you now have the power to command whirlwinds and alter the course of mighty rivers! At the very least you will be abl...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010
 
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