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Topic: Real Astrology

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)


Real Astrology


Congrats on your growing ability to do more floating and less thrashing as you cascade down the stream of consciousness. I think you're finally understanding that a little bit of chaos isn't a sign th...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)


Real Astrology


My theory is that right now the whole world is in love with you. In some places, this simmering adoration is bordering on infatuation. Creatures great and small are more apt than usual to recognize wh...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)


Real Astrology


It's time for you to fly away -- to flee the safe pleasures that comfort you as well as the outmoded fixations that haunt you; to escape at least one of the galling compromises that twists your spirit...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)


Real Astrology


It's a good time to take inventory of all the stories you allow to pour into your beautiful head. Do you absorb a relentless stream of fear-inducing news reports and violent movies and gossipy tales o...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)


Real Astrology


In the coming week, I predict that you will NOT experience disgusting fascinations, smiling-faced failures, sensationalized accounts of useless developments, or bizarre fantasies in the middle of the ...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

ARIES (March 21-April 19)


Real Astrology


Shakespeare got modest respect while he was alive, but his reputation as a brilliant bard didn't gel right away. It wasn't until almost 50 years after he died that anyone thought his life and work wer...
 
Thursday, January 28, 2010

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)


Real Astrology


Whatever shines should be observed, said 19th-century astronomer William Herschel, discoverer of the planet Uranus. He was referring to his specialty, heavenly bodies, but I'd like to expand the meani...
 
Thursday, February 4, 2010

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)


Real Astrology


Last week was the anniversary of my very first weekly horoscope column, which appeared years ago in the Good Times, a newspaper in Santa Cruz, California. My initial effort was crude and a bit reckles...
 
Thursday, February 4, 2010

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)


Real Astrology


In the Choctaw language, there are two kinds of past tenses. In one, you speak about an event or experience that you personally know to be a fact. In the other, you deliver information that you have a...
 
Thursday, February 4, 2010

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)


Real Astrology


I wish you could aim tachyon particles through an inverted positronic array while simultaneously modulating synaptical relays through an anti-matter torque-buffer. This would bend the space-time conti...
 
Thursday, February 4, 2010
 
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