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ARIES (March 21-April 19):

Time to diversify your energy sources, Aries. It's as if you've grown too dependent on oil -- metaphorically speaking -- and have neglected to develop relationships with wind turbines, solar panels, ...  
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20):

Your mirror may lie to you this week. A friend might neglect to share a crucial detail. Even pets and heroes and normally reliable suppliers might not be completely there for you. Fortunately, I expe...  
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GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

Having discovered I can read the minds of animals, I've started a new sideline as a ghostwriter. Here's an excerpt from an interview I did with Prestige, a potbellied pig born under the sign of Gemin...  
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CANCER (June 21-July 22):

The ancient Chinese sage Lao Tse said, "People of the highest caliber, upon hearing about Taoism, follow it and practice it immediately. People of average caliber, hearing about Taoism, reflect for a...  
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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):

Nietzsche's dictum might be useful for you to keep in mind right now, Leo: "If it doesn't kill you, it'll make you stronger." Since I'm very sure that the turbulent waters through which you're naviga...  
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

According to my projections, you will not, in the coming weeks, meet a dark, secretive stranger who'll play you like a violin. Nor will you be lured to the warehouse district after midnight to pick u...  
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):

For years, I've remembered most of my dreams every night, so I'm good at spotting trends. And one of the themes that has arisen recently involves you Libras. Last week, I dreamed that three of my Lib...  
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):

Spiritual epiphany alert! Uncanny revelations imminent! Hope you don't mind being awoken in the middle of your regularly scheduled life by a special delivery from the Great Beyond. Yes, my cute little...  
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

While appearing on the TV show "I'm a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here," ex-pro basketball player John Salley gave some advice I'd like to pass along. "When you see crazy coming your way," he philo...  
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

Everyone wants an extra piece of you these days, and they don't necessarily care about how it will affect you. So beware of emotional manipulation, subliminal seduction, and the temptation to believe...  
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

You're almost never one brick short of a load. Know what I'm saying? Your elevator almost always goes all the way to the top floor. Rarely, if ever, do I have to warn you against playing with a deck ...  
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):

magic  (ma' jik), n. A mysterious event or process that seemingly refutes the known laws of science. A willed transformation of one's own state of mind. A surprising triu...  
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