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The word “freedom” has taken on an Orwellian meaning in the state of Oklahoma, but that should be welcomed, according to the state government. After all, freedom is slavery.

This isn’t the first time Kevin’s been left in the dust.

The party of “small government” has once again decided that overreach doesn’t apply to sticking its grubby little fingers underneath your clothing.

If anyone is still questioning the state superintendent’s commitment to public education, know that Ryan Walters showed up to personally present the Teacher of the Year award. Nevermind that he was an hour late to the ceremony.