“Somebody tell serg Abaka. He aint bout dis life. Next time he run up on me im goin in his mouth. That’s a promise. He doin 2 much.”

—The San Antonio Spurs’ Stephen Jackson, in a Dec. 8 tweet about the Thunder’s Serge Ibaka. The NBA fined Jackson $25,000 for the online threat. Jackson later apologized.

“I’m unimpressed with women in okc. Come on ladies, there’s nothing wrong with being beautiful and intelligent.”

—Chase Kirby, lead singer of local band Defining Times, on Dec. 12

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