Chicken-Fried News: Drinkin’ and gunnin’

According to a report on Fox News, Wilshire Gun has plans to have firearms lanes, archery lanes, classrooms and a VIP lounge, making it the first of its kind in Oklahoma.

According to the same news brief, Jeff Swanson, the owner, has said, “This is where the shooting sport is headed.”

He’ll need to be careful when guests hit the lanes and then the lounge, and not the other way around. Because that way, Okies, lies madness. And perhaps a Darwin Award.

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