WTF? College: How to Survive 101 of Campus's Worst F*#!-ing Situations - Gregory Bergman and Jodi Miller

Adams Media

Few books for the student body come cruder than "WTF? College," a collegiate-themed semi-sequel to comedian Gregory Bergman's 2008 release, "WTF?" Both aim to dish out advice on getting through the tough spots in life "? in this case, all the ones on campus.

For example, clogging your dorm floor's toilet (never flush newborns, they write). Or what to do if your roomie is a chronic masturbator (tape him doing it or cut off his genitals). Or if you have an STD ("If you have herpes, you're a dirty whore. Keep your legs shut!").

Yeah, I know it's supposed to be taken lightly. But it's also supposed to be funny. And, unless you're a loyal Maxim subscriber or Tucker Max disciple, it's not.

"?Rod Lott