Butt Rot & Bottom Gas: A Glossary of Tragically Misunderstood Words - Eric Groves Sr. 

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Seen any labial furrows lately? (Those are the grooves that form a fish's protruding mouth, by the way.) Have your hands been smegmatic today? (That means soapy, for what it's worth.) Hoping to get some bonification from Gov. Henry? (That'd be a tax waiver, you see.)

Get ready to laugh with "Butt Rot & Bottom Gas," Eric Groves Sr.'s dictionary of words that sound awfully filthy and dirty, but really, truly aren't. For further example "? just from the letter C, mind you "? clitorin is a chemical compound, cum rights has to do with new venture capital stock, and a cuntline refers to the depression between strands of rope.

The only thing that could make this book funnier would be an appendix of actual places with embarrassing names "¦ and it's here, from Beaverlick, Ky., and Climax Springs, Mo., to Wetwang, England, and Le Tampon, France!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to shove all this dong into my pocket "? it's the official currency of Vietnam, you know.

"?Rod Lott

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