Chicken-Fried News: Funeral crashers 

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You know that movie Wedding Crashers, in which Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson pretend to be invited guests at weddings so they can meet chicks and everyone laughs a lot and lives happily ever after?

Yeah, well, this is nothing like that.

Nobody in that knee-slapper said, “Good, ’cause I took two hits of meth earlier,” after failing a drug test.

A woman from Purcell was arrested March 28 after crashing a funeral.

Police told KOCO.com that Valerie Rae Zoski joined a funeral motorcade and honked her car horn and yelled out her window all the way to the cemetery while dragging an American flag and attempting to hit police officers who tried to stop her.

After the procession arrived at the cemetery, Zoski ran over graves and interrupted a second funeral.

Zoski’s passenger, Carl Clark, said he had nothing to do with her disrespectful actions, but he had outstanding warrants and went to jail anyway.

If all this wasn’t bad enough, Zoski’s 7-year-old daughter was in the vehicle — and wasn’t wearing a seatbelt — and a drug test proved that Zoski was under the influence of amphetamines and opiates.

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